This week on the podcast we’re talking about mystery purple toilet goo, a reformed playboy with every STD, and an app that compares your poop with others.Read More
Today’s Accidentally Racist Product is actually sweet in an ignorant misinformed kind of way. Darkie Toothpaste was marketed in China because the producers seemed to think the only thing Chinese people know about their African friends is that they have the whitest teeth in the world. So beautiful and sparkly. Everyone wishes they had black people teeth, and now, everyone can.
Dear Good Head Greg,
I'm embarrassed to say I don't remember what you looked like. It was dark and I was drunk, but I do have a vivid memory of your mouth and I think several of your teeth may be compacted. Sorry. Sometime my job as a dental hygienist gets the better of me. That's beside the point.Read More
The Kracker Blaster could have probably gone under the radar, but then, of all of the kids they could have picked they picked an African American male. So innocent and sincere in his excitement. Little does he know that he is single handedly fighting oppression and triggering white guilt. They grow up so fast.
To My Drive By Romeo,
Listen, I wouldn't normally respond to this sort of thing, but my (not yet born) baby's daddy has been on unemployment for 3 months now. I'm working 2 jobs, so if you tell me you can drive me somewhere then drive me somewhere.Read More