Darkie Toothpaste Promises to Make Your Teeth As White As A Black Person's

Today’s Accidentally Racist Product is actually sweet in an ignorant misinformed kind of way. Darkie Toothpaste was marketed in China because the producers seemed to think the only thing Chinese people know about their African friends is that they have the whitest teeth in the world. So beautiful and sparkly. Everyone wishes they had black people teeth, and now, everyone can.

Missed Connections Response: Beefy Blowjob Last Friday

Missed Connections Response: Beefy Blowjob Last Friday

Dear Good Head Greg, 

I'm embarrassed to say I don't remember what you looked like. It was dark and I was drunk, but I do have a vivid memory of your mouth and I think several of your teeth may be compacted. Sorry. Sometime my job as a dental hygienist gets the better of me. That's beside the point.

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