Today’s Accidentally Racist Product is actually sweet in an ignorant misinformed kind of way. Darkie Toothpaste was marketed in China because the producers seemed to think the only thing Chinese people know about their African friends is that they have the whitest teeth in the world. So beautiful and sparkly. Everyone wishes they had black people teeth, and now, everyone can.
Dear Good Head Greg,
I'm embarrassed to say I don't remember what you looked like. It was dark and I was drunk, but I do have a vivid memory of your mouth and I think several of your teeth may be compacted. Sorry. Sometime my job as a dental hygienist gets the better of me. That's beside the point.Read More
The Kracker Blaster could have probably gone under the radar, but then, of all of the kids they could have picked they picked an African American male. So innocent and sincere in his excitement. Little does he know that he is single handedly fighting oppression and triggering white guilt. They grow up so fast.
To My Drive By Romeo,
Listen, I wouldn't normally respond to this sort of thing, but my (not yet born) baby's daddy has been on unemployment for 3 months now. I'm working 2 jobs, so if you tell me you can drive me somewhere then drive me somewhere.Read More
We all know the age old story, boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy car jacks girl. It's an age old story. Oh that's right. IT'S NOT, but that was the story for 21-year-old Nemeha Millen and 19-year-old Donald Bernard McGee.
Millen and McGee began talking when he texted her out of the blue and said he wanted to see her. Granted, Millen had never met McGee, but who doesn't love a good strong random initiation. After texting photos of each other and enjoying one another's stunning electronic wit, Millen agreed to meet.
They went for a long (and free) romantic stroll around Boynton Beach Inlet Park in Florida, McGee suggested they go to a nearby Wendy's to wait for his brother to pick him up. *Swoon* Upon arrival, McGee pulled a gun, took his dates purse and car, and proceed to make a daring escape. It lasted 8 miles before police caught McGee. He's currently being charged with carjacking with a firearm, marijuana possession, fleeing police, driving without a valid license and robbery with a firearm.
Gah, I can't wait to hear what he has planned for the second date!
SOURCE: Lake Worth woman carjacked after date in Boynton | SunSentinel
Hello Beanie on a Budget,
Love your picture. It helped me remember that eye contact as soon as I saw it. You've got that hot alternative universe Michael J. Fox as a rocker look going on, and you know how to get a bargain.
Bring some of those 5-day-old grapes over here and let's see where we can put them ;)
Fruits 4 Less
Missed Connections Response takes real Craigslist postings and tries to give them the reply they are longing for. You can find them every Wednesday at 10am.
Oh gosh, what a beautiful high performance luxury vehicle for THE KKK. Guess who named their car after the klans rallying cry; The Germans. Granted it’s a custom body shop that’s rolling out this offensively named vehicle not the car maker itself. Audi of course hires people to do extensive cover ups of their antisemitism.
There are few videos that can bring the level of catharsis that watching a tiny angry New Yorker yelling at a poorly trained trumpeter brings. I can’t be the only person who feels like my choice is ripped away from me by street performers begging for praise when they don’t deserves it. Well Doug Levison does everything my fear of confrontation has prevented me from doing for 25 years. It’s highly uncomfortable and highly worth it.
Sup Juror #3,
So glad those other juror girls weren't friends of yours. First, like, how amazing would it be to be on a jury of your peers with your actual peers right?! But second, that blonde had crazy eyes, you know? You always stood out as more with it.Read More
Too much eye contact can be intimidating or creepy. Not enough eye contact makes you feel like the person doesn't care about you. But the most confusing situation is when both eyes are looking in different directions. Learn to deal with this without looking baffled.Read More