Sometimes life gives you lemons.  Other times it gives you friends who don't pay you back, dates who don't know how to communicate, and diarrhea when you're in the throes of passion.  No matter how you live your life, awkward situations occur.  We've written the manual to help you survive them all.

Even before the book came out, we received some wonderful feedback!

Pole vaults past the standards of good taste.
— Kate Zimmerman (Our Editor)
Pre-ordered! Which is pretty impressive...because I never read books. I’m already looking forward to this one.
— Steve Crow


If you're not in the United States, you can either get the digital edition over at Barnes and Noble and not wait at all or order it from a store in your country (which may have a later release date than North America):